Lived in MN for years, moved to Boston, and on a chilly sleeting December day the ice cream shop was having a BOGO sundae sale. Kept one for myself and tried to give one to the homeless guy pandhandling out front. "Jeez, are you crazy? Get outta here with that thing!" Beggars can't be choosers is a LIE.

This is the most wonderful thing in the history of ever.

He couldn't wait, I'll bet. He's secretly proud of his collection because Edgy. He's probably always wanted to show videos to people he needs/respects. And now, out of the clouds of lying bimbos, the silver lining of getting to show higher-ups how aggressively cool he is. They'll see it and understand, they liked him…

"doused in Christianity" is my new favorite phrase. And I have the *weirdest* pictures in my head right now...

I agree; I didn't find it sexy, but she's definitely dazzling. I think it's that we're not used to seeing kids that young look so incredible. (I was a tomboy, and when I was that age I was basically one big scab, plus braids and a crooked smirk.) What I like best, though, is that her beauty is the least interesting…

I feel safer already! And by "safer" I mean "condescended to".

GOOD GOD. Writers are the worst. We are the worst. "Read all these pages I yanked out of my brain and love meeeeeeeee." We look so unhinged and pathetic when we indulge our unhinged pathetic inner infants. I've indulged in some of this crap myself. Never to Hale's extent, but I've been plenty bitchy online ("Please…

You might be right, but there's no cure for sociopathy. Or narcissism. You'd need a time machine to fix War Machine.

This is the most wonderful story I have ever heard in my life. Please tell me your dog has reproduced! :-)

JUST STOP IT RIGHT NOW. ;-)

I had to giggle at all the "will Martha be okay in prison, what if she's picked on, or shanked, or picked on?" articles when she went in. SHE WAS THEIR QUEEN.

Agree 100%. I admire the bejeezus out of her, but would rather stick a gun in my ear than work for her.

JESUS CHRIST. Why would…? Why would you put that into my—into my head? Why? I can't—Blake Lively as sentient Pinterest = Blinterest...my God, my God…I'll be huddling in my sofa cushion fort for DAYS after this...

Exactly. "Hmm, what can I rhyme with 'out of the woods'? 'Out of the woods'!, rinse, repeat (or at least, that's how it sounded to me).

This is pretty petty of me, but I love how Deadspin always puts the *weirdest* pics of Goodell on their posts. Often he looks drunk, embalmed, or like the Before picture in an antacid commercial. It's disrespectful yet cool: you guys are the mean girls of online sports coverage. :-)

Very good point!

I love their "watch this instead of football" posts. I haven't seen anywhere else doing that.

They're all clinging to each other and sobbing.

I kind of just fell in love with you, Yvane.

I've been giggling like a hyena all afternoon, picturing a critical zombie ("Braaaains, only organic braaaaains…keep it green for more braaaaains…nnfff, chomp…").