"Rachel! Use your head! We steal that TV Guide every week!"

I'm not a newbie and my book titles get changed all the time. This is good, because I am terrible at them.

Carl Hiaason, author of Team Rodent: How Disney Devours the World, is gonna have fun with this. Can't wait.

I think it's admirable that she respected her followers enough to tell them the truth about what was happening in her life and why she made the choices she did. OTOH, I can't help chuckling at her giddy "jeepers, veggies are totes terrific but OMG they're, like, totally not the only thing you can eat I mean like there…

SO annoyed at the ending of that show! Or non-ending. Argh. They sucked me in. I was just looking for something to watch post-Tudors and they SUCKED ME IN. Now I'm reading Borgia biographies! Dammit, I hate learning on my own time!

I never thought of it like that, but you're 100% right! Stupid hereditary laws. ;-)

Yes, it was a huge problem at the time, which is why her council started pestering her to get married about four seconds after the crown was plopped on her head. Her whole story is pretty miraculous, from her birth ("But…but…this baby has a vagina! Oh, well, time to kill her mom, then.") to the fact that she ever…

Really really REALLY good to hear.

If I pay her in lollipops, d'you think your daughter would protect me from *my* shenanigans, too? I'll give her a pillowcase stuffed with Tootsie Pops. I would feel safer the minute that pillowcase left my hands! :-)

Thank you! The place has the word DEATH in it. Places with the word DEATH in what they're called mut be avoided at all costs. Death camps. Death march. Death Valley. Death row. #notrocketscience

Dammit! I didn't *want* to smile. But I did. A star for you!

Out. Standing. I'm yours forever now, Fractured Farina.

Kayla Perrin!

Just take a Pirin tablet and calm down!

Aaaggh! Don't. Don't say things you can't take back! David Caruso, my God...

Ohhhhh, Roarke! The perfect fiction hero: loves the heroine, fabulously rich, demons driving him to be a better man, sexy, loves the heroine, and once again with the sexy. Also: tall. Dark hair. Piercing eyes. Like, sewing needle piercing. Except hot.

If your son founds a church I will worship him. :-)

"Can D'Fwan be on it?"

YOU NEED TO RECORD THIS AND PUT IT ALL OVER THE INTERNETS OH GAWD I NEED TO SEE THIS SO BAD!

My husband and I found that if we didn't refer to each other as Mommy and Daddy, our babies/toddlers would call us Mary and Tony. Unless you're living with a house full of people who will obligingly refer to you as Mommy and Daddy so your babies figure out what to call you, be resigned to referring to your partner as…