Thank you!!!!!! God, I hate that so much. God does, too, even more than He hates fags. He told me so when I was looking in the mirror.

Um, I love you now. I'm stealing blarfing. :-)

I dunno, Jezebel. I get what you're trying to do and I respect that, and I always learn something when I visit this site, but you might not be able to pull this off. Brunettes are creepy. Everyone knows.

Ohhh, no. No-no-no. No they aren't. No. And...I'm furious and my heart goes out to the young lady and mostly I'm disgusted with myself because I'm surprised by any of it.

Ooh, boy, I don't know. Sure, there's nothing new under the sun (I make my living writing about vampires, and the market's pretty jammed with paranormal chick lit these days) but that seems really blatant to me. I think Mr. Scott might end up owing some $$$, or the Phillips fans will devour him.

He fascinates me! And I can't ever put my finger on why, but I never get tired of reading about him and his wives. After Anne, C of Aragon is my favorite; her side of The King's Great Matter is equally enthralling to me. A class act to the end...and much good it did her. Equally fascinating is how it took almost a…

Okay, "preternatural cuteness" is now my phrase of the week. I promise that I paid attention to your article's message even as I kept repeating "preternatural cuteness, preternatural cuteness!" to myself in a breathy giddy voice. Great article!

I'll never forget the first Easter I spent on Cape Cod with my future in-laws, who were horrified that my family and I hunted. "But it's so barbaric and unnecessary." I explained that unnecessary was in the eye of the beholder; Hamburger Helper without meat tastes terrible. "We kind of supplement the groceries with…

Absolutely! And because she was Queen Katherine's lady in waiting, what Henry did was sexual harassment. Anne tried to escape him in many ways and only let herself be caught when she figured out a way to make it work for her. "He wants to bang me regardless, no one else will marry me until he's done banging me, and…

In my experience, they last for years and years. They're expensive because they're beautifully well made and the designers can use high end ingredients. (Wait. Ingredients? Is that the right...materials! That's what I meant. It's just, I want a snack really bad right now.) When I'm in mine I'm very aware they're…

Heh. Awesome. "It got better." :-)

Love. Your. Post. I was a tudorphile long before the actor who looked nothing like Henry VIII did the Showtime series. :-)

Sing it, sistah-except-not-really! Rihanna being prettier and richer and more famous than my hateful white ass is exactly why I want to bitch about her whipping up another Stockholm Surprise casserole. It's nothing to do with concern about how society hasn't punished Chris "I Punch 4 Love" Brown, nothing to do with…

Omnislip, I agree! And I agree with you, MoMoney, to a point. Yes, absolutely they need to figure out how to catch the rest of the cheating cheaters who cheat. But Armstrong hid this for a decade and thus squeezing him is the best way to do that. Set a thief to catch a thief, because if you don't, in the middle of…