The ESPN report on Sepp Blatter also implied that Chuck Blazer brought a paper trail to the table that he could help interpret.

We’ve had a statute called the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act for years, which is likely what they’re working under here. We have it because, well, typically the organizations doing the bribery are filthy rich, and would rather pay 9-figure fines than have execs serve jail time. Think of it like a speed trap helping a…

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This investigation has been going on for at least four years. When the NY Daily News first reported on it last year, they said that Chuck Blazer—a former FIFA, CONCACAF, and American soccer bigwig who is likely corrupt as shit and flipped to help the FBI—wore a wiretap and was gathering information at the 2012 London…

Michael Garcia, a former US attorney, spent two years of his time compiling a report on the bid at FIFAs behest, which they then buried. I’m assuming it all started there

These investigations take awhile and a former exec agreed to flip on FIFA pretty recently so if anything it’s pretty quick on an arrest front. With a 93% conviction rate you choose cases you can win.

So what brought this about? Sure, FIFA is probably the most corrupt international organization, period, but Qatar’s literally been killing slave laborers for years for World Cup 2022 and nobody gives a crap. Russia’s announcement that it’s using prison labor for the 2018 Cup (glass houses there)? Somebody didn’t pay a…

especially given the fact that apparently Chuck Blazer flipping was instrumental in this

Should I get my hopes up? I really wanna get my hopes up. Like I really do, someone please tell I can and should.

Even though Blatter isn’t on this initial list there’s a decent chance they get a bunch of these guys to flip on him, no?

No, (and this is the last time I'll engage your partisan rhetoric, so feel free to go wild in your reply) Ted Cruz, member of the Subcommittee on Communications, Technology, Innovation, and the Internet, has a limited grasp of the world we live in if he didn't secure every domain name he might possibly want to use in…

Eh... excuse me, Mr. Cruz sits on the:

Apples and oranges. A person interested in publicity of any kind is personally responsible for securing domain names and paying for them, and the President of the United States is so far removed from coding and data management of government websites that there were at least seven levels of separation between POTUS and…

Yeah, this is great. Love this, hate that Ted Cruz TRAITOR. Yes Ted you , you halting of government baby. You actually think Obamacare is going away. It. Is. Not. Ever! You are going to take away health care from almost 13 million Americans and think your going to get voted into office.? Good god you are a day…

This is so infinitely satisfactory to see.

It should be a rickroll re-direct.

Talking about stupid republican candidates.

www.tedcruzforamerica.com currently redirects to healthcare.gov, so Cruz is having a rough go with websites. I can't wait for his social media efforts.

If you modify the URL, you get redirected to a search page instead of a category view page. This is an actual category.