Penises have never seemed right to me. They just...hang there. Don't get me started on ball sacks. Seems like if the Good Lord were to design a perfect sperm delivery system, it would look a hell of a lot better in God's Own Daylight. Seems like. I should run for some sort of office. 'Cause I have a lot more…

I never had anything to this level nearly, but my moms boyfriend since I was six, has a brother who is a registered sex offender (he was caught rubbing up against teenage girls in public...something of course I did not know until I was older), and literally the week I turned eighteen he called me up and invited me to…

Well, now, be fair: Nabakov's Lolita did commit the unforgivable sin of not being a cringing milksop. So. What's a 50-year old sociopath supposed to DO, for chrissake? She obviously had it coming to her.

I am so sick of that term. "Lolita" was about a young girl who was stalked, coerced, and sexually abused by an adult man who was willing to trick her mother into a loveless marriage to get closer to his prey. He creates a "relationship" with her that leads her to another sexual abuser and into a child pornography…

I just wanted an excuse to post Unamused Uncle Joe again (this is literally a screencap from POTUS's "pretty shameful day for Washington" speech):