Heterodox "Catholic" here. You and @FaustianSlip should be CCD teachers, srsly. My teenagers can't even explain why Christ died for our sins, yet they dare to call themselves confirmandi.

YES! Most Cambodian-run donut shops in California sell them. We don't currently have DD here and it doesnt sound like we're missing much. Of course, the only DDs I've been to were in Japan so what do I know? They sell pastries with hot dogs in them and if that's not the work of Satan I don't know what is.

The suggestion that Folsom CA is even remotely hipster is ridiculous but man oh man the maple bacon donuts at The Donut Shop are fucking awesome. I just want to know where they get the bacon because it's like none other. Thick and crunchy and I don't even like bacon.

Yup. I ditched the cup after one-too-many my-cup-overfloweth episodes. Also, I sometimes work 16+ hour days and emptying that thing in the office restroom? It was Crime Scene Cleanup time.

Make that 2 out of 3 foxes. Granted, there'd been some hinting around so it wasn't a complete surprise ... but wowowowowowow!!!!

I see. You're charming your way across Europe, "peeling away" all those layers on all the modest and demure local ladies who have dressed thusly for your amusement. Stay "classy," @studyabroad, stay "classy."

LOL so hard at tackling Peyton Manning! Perfectly logical and rational response that these "she asked for it" cretins still won't understand.