Donald? Christ man, isn’t Twitter enough for you?

I'm not gonna feign fake outrage or anything, but if you are going to make a joke about a dude dying on the field, at least come with a quality joke.

Somehow this is going to hurt the Lions.

When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

From previous article....Hope I’m not identifying the wrong guy here...

Strangely enough, I work in Dearborn right near Allen Park. Went to my favorite lunch spot today, and just down the road (Greenfield and Hubbard) this beauty was parked in front of the Dearborn Hair House. May not be one in the same, but considering location and proximity to the video, it’s not a hard stretch...

Good for Mickey Rourke!

shut up stupid, you're ruining a completely legit witch hunt, it's not often we get one, so please...

Agreed. Keith is turning into a really dirty player. The dude can't even stand up on his own power. I don't care how many dirty plays he may have made against you in the past.

I dream about Marv Albert

I agree with Tony Dungy in a situation like this. These execs need to just take a step back from the issue and pause for a second. In the middle of a sentence. Repeatedly.

Hey, dude had to learn sooner rather than later that ladies can be sensitive about the crimson tide.

I used to write poems about my favorite athletes. I was a sensitive soul.

"Nice athleticism, smile-on-his-face attitude, and doesn't give up. That's what I like to see out of my recruits."

Dear Santa,

Let's not be so quick to knock this parenting technique. After all, being chased by belligerent Southerners in cars worked for this guy.

Looks like he's ready

So he lost the faceoff then?