Donald? Christ man, isn’t Twitter enough for you?

I'm not gonna feign fake outrage or anything, but if you are going to make a joke about a dude dying on the field, at least come with a quality joke.

Somehow this is going to hurt the Lions.

When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

From previous article....Hope I’m not identifying the wrong guy here...

Strangely enough, I work in Dearborn right near Allen Park. Went to my favorite lunch spot today, and just down the road (Greenfield and Hubbard) this beauty was parked in front of the Dearborn Hair House. May not be one in the same, but considering location and proximity to the video, it’s not a hard stretch...

Good for Mickey Rourke!

shut up stupid, you're ruining a completely legit witch hunt, it's not often we get one, so please...

140 million people is 14 Holocausts, 2 WWIIs, or 46729 9/11 attacks.

wow. A DUI at 2. That's hardcore.

WTF? I am dying right now

Here's the unedited version...

Here's your new toy!

Dance Party?