Might want to mention that, if you’re a new customer, the discount won’t apply unless you remove the 10% discount at the bottom first. Then you can type in 2XMOM and it’ll take.

Might want to mention that, if you’re a new customer, the discount won’t apply unless you remove the 10% discount at…

Now do one of Donald Trump saying: “I resign the office of President of the United States, effective immediately.”

There’s no need for butter or ice if you use ground meat with a fat content of at least 15% (many say 20%) and refrain from cooking beyond medium.

It would be better. This is a stupid idea - water has ZERO flavor and dilutes what is there. If you’re not using beef fat enough to retain moisture and flavor, at least use something that will add flavor, not dilute it.

I mix in some chopped-up bacon. Usually works to add a bit of flavor and juciness. Of course, that trick might not be appealing to everyone’s pallet.

I’ve been mixing flakes of solidified ghee into my patties for a while, but I use a cast iron griddle on the grill for searing and avoiding flareups. I’ll only do medium rare and season (salt/pepper/onion powder mix) right at the end for a little bit of bark.

That’s what I came here to say.

This. Water? What the fuck? Since when does a burger naturally produce WATER? Who has ever eaten a burger and said “man, this is good, but it would be better if it was wetter?”

it is... I actually use a small pat of butter in the center of my burgers. Not necessarily because I overcook them, but it really elevates the flavor.

Blasphemy! A pat of butter is always better.

I came here to say just that. I can confirm a pat of butter is indeed the ideal solution. Just don’t make it too big to avoid flareups. I made steak burgers last week. After flipping them I put the pat of butter on. They came out great!

Frozen butter maybe for the chilling affect And the butter affect? Or maybe make some frozen pats of bacon grease?

I like the way you think.

Yeah, I was married both of us working and yet no savings. After I divorced and had recovered from that, suddenly I am debt free and I have savings. Hell I will even be able to retire by 60. It’s like I had someone who spent her money and some of mine.

And since you can cook and hopefully clean, the things that you might want in a woman are cut by a third. And if you don’t want kids and you have a few friends, kids and companionship are handled. So what else would you want to date for again? Stay single and enjoy life.

$1,500/mo for the household (all shared expenses). Rest is spent on motorcycles, an interesting life, and fancy tasty things. Much of which is shared with Darling Wife.

Came for a Nokia joke, was not disappointed. Have a star, sir.

The only ancient texts I know of come from my grandmother’s Nokia.

Was going to post something like this, but you beat me to the punchline...