OK, your points are valid, if you are a typical Internet reader and are more influenced by headlines than detail. Here’s a recent article from MalwareBytes (one of the most respected malware / vulnerability companies) that delves into the nature of the vulnerabilities.

Maybe it’s these guys dropping off the space coke.

This is actually really simple: schedule your own death at age 60. EVERYTHING is easier when you know and plan the date of your death:

So, if it was STEREO with two satellites, when they lost B did A become MONO?

What, you don’t have a living room on each of the floors of your house?!? You don’t know what you’re missing. (I live in a ranch, so I would know.)

I couldn’t help but read it in the voice of Cookie Monster. But I have a 4 year old, so...

“All is as the Force wills it.”

There’s just something about the Enterprise that every time I see her, I feel as though there’s hope for the future.

Came for the aliens. Left with mixed feelings.

I was crushing on Lynda hard when I was a kid. Daisy Duke was a close second.

You must be a Pokemon Go user

Saved you the trouble of looking for the synopses. This is all you need:

For my homie Hodor.

That was brutal... he lived his own death (in the past) and was never the same...

And now his watch has ended too. And he held it indeed.

I stitched this recently:

One imagines you feel thusly: