This is actually really simple: schedule your own death at age 60. EVERYTHING is easier when you know and plan the date of your death:

Me too. I have a motto about ‘romance’ and ‘love’, “I may like you, but I’ll likely never love you”, with that understood, who knows? I’m not worried, I’ve been my own best friend for a long time now. I’m rarely mean to myself and that’s a lot more than I can say about some of my ‘sunshine’ friends. When I had a lot…

Calm down there, Satan.

this part is my fav

Speaking of which, that was such a damn good reveal like holy shit.

I had a surprise dental bill to the tune of $700 this week. I have insurance & a decent job ffs. Retirement is a fanciful delusion.

None of the prices are right.

None of the prices are right.

Peyton was sandwiched between Tina and JLD. That lucky fuck.

Soda is cheaper at costco. IT comes out to $0.15 a can on the pallet instead of $0.20 if I buy supermarket 12 packs. And Monster/Redbull is dramatically cheaper.

dual 980s?!?!? so how does it feel to be made of money :)

This might be of interest as well, middle class for 30 cities, via NPR:

Oh, to be with a 22yo again.

2 things from wiki-

2 things from wiki-

That's what more and more people are doing. The difference is they do what they like doing, and isn't that what retirement is, anyway? Good for you!

This seems brilliant. Small devs and students get to use their tools to create products. For most, it'll be free or nearly free in the long run. But you know there will be a small number of huge hits that use it which will be massive cash cows. So they'll get paid, and simultaneously culture a bigger base of devs…

If I were Doctor Who I would go back in time and murder the first 20 people who used "one weird trick" in a blog post.

MartiniGuy read this headline, and you'll never guess what happened next!

100% agreed but I guess "20+ weird tricks" doesn't have the same ring to it.

I just bookmarked this shit so hard that I think I broke my mouse.