Jason,

Maria's followers—all of them wrong

She looks like she's rollin' ballz with that binkie in her mouth.

Jesus Christ, that's expensive. $1,100 per month for a fucking car? That's a mortgage.

Wanna know who has even LESS rights in the eyes of Congress than black men? Yeah. Staffers. They are underpaid subhumans, in the eyes of many of their bosses.

coming up to me afterwards to laugh dumbly and say, "Huh huh, I done a donut."

I am personally glad that the opposite version of this article hasn't been written ("Gifts for the Card-Carrying Woman-Hater") because that would probably be struck down by the Collective Womanhood as jail-worthy. Good thing I am not nearly that reactionary to this - eh, whatever you want to do is fine, really.

I think most men understand the word "vagina." How about that?

Or, alternately, don't marry, don't have kids, and work until you drop dead. Boom, retirement problem solved!

Buying alcohol in bulk and not going out has paid for itself in multiple ways. I spend $75 a month on enough gin to keep me going, and saves me at least $300 a month in not going to bars. Plus, I can make my drinks any way I want.

Well, folks - the only thing worse then rape is not getting the ID of the assailant correct. If this is valid, those Phi Psi's got the shaft, and all Rolling Stone can say is "sorry!" Bullshit.

My goodness - so complicated! Just don't have sex if you're worried what your family will think, or get a hotel room.

As a light data user, I find that Virgin Mobile's 1200min + unlimited data/text plan at $40 just fine. I bought my 5S from them at $100 off retail and have never looked back.

And? AND? Don't leave me hanging like that!!!!!!!

Or leave Thursday. Works every time.

Well, we didn't have sex for two years, so I decided it was time. Wasn't her - it was me.

AND HAWT TOO.

In a smartass way, that's how:

Can't wait to link to this article as "equal treatment" justification for my next investigative report: "How To Attack Women In Very Painful Ways"

This is relevant to my interests. I wonder if anyone else has ever posted their butt on the interwebs. ;-p