This is the proper take.

If you’re talking salsa, the chip holds a medium/low amount so that I get the delicious salsa flavor, and the crunch/saltiness of the chip. If you’re talking queso dip, I dip that chip as far as I can without my fingers touching the dip (unless the dip isn’t being shared) so that the chip is fully coated, and probably…

Doris Burke is the best national color-commentator in basketball and it should be a fire-able offense to keep her relegated to sideline duties.

That, coupled with the first part of his statement (“he’s pretty sure he’s never been racist and is happy to have these sorts of conversations...”) makes me suspect about the entire thing. This would still be a failure even if the entire staff was the wokest of the woke. But the way this guy phrased it makes it sound…

Right? “Well, since you asked asshole, yea, you are racist, now where’s my $8 pint (lol Northeast beer prices)“

empty kleenex box + rubber bands = cheap guitar

Oh yes, SF has the big Dungeness and we would do that. I still do that.

Mel wears the makeup of her youth, which was unfortunately in the 1980s in Slovenia. I’m sure it still stands for the glamour and romance she thought she would achieve.

Why do I read that and think she left her phone and the same guy who pretends to be Trump on the Android phone wrote this.

Maybe Southwest should stop hiring racists and assholes? Just my first thought on it.

This ! This should be a thing!

This made me happy.

I’m with you on pretty much all of this but an anal queef is just a fart.
#corrections

Right? She looks like a child beauty pageant flunky who let it go to her head and goes to Glamour Shots to relive the failed dream.

It’s no mistake that that’s so often the case.

We do have that kind of norm, they’re called wars and its why militaries, armed groups and terror organisations focus recruitment on single men, they tend to want to to things that get them and others killed.

Why should they get nice islands.

This is why I wish sex work and sex workers weren’t so stigmatized. I’ve long thought sex work needs to be legal, regulated, unionized, and taxed.

Any time someone uses evolutionary psychology as the crux of their argument you know they are full of bullshit. This guy is an imbecile.

You know what’s great about bathrooms in public places in Europe? They’re an entire enclosed room. That’s fucking great. You can do whatever you want in them. Just don’t pass out after shooting up in them, that’s rude.