MarthaJHeil
MarthaJHeil
MarthaJHeil

More like Pooperintendent amirite

“i would have been nat turner” he said from behind a phalanx of private security

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

It hits me in the feels that it hits you in the feels...

He works with Dunked Babtised

I have come to the conclusion that, while you can’t trust everyone who CAN spell, you can’t trust anyone who can’t.

This is also a problem with a lot of college professors.

He’s not ninety so ‘his day’ is still very much NOW which makes his pedantry inaccurate.

They’ve earned the label of “shady” because they purposefully masquerade as abortion clinics and prey upon women who are in crisis and often in low income, less educated urban areas. This isn’t a difference in ideology, it’s a goddamn predatory shell game that they’ve created.

“I’m going to dick around on various social media sites for the next three hours.”

“I’m going to look at memes on my phone now because killing time that way sounds better than small chat with you.”

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Yeah, when I see:

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

And then people wonder why “expertise” is held in contempt by so much of the country.

Gary D’MAGAry

Thanks to the doc on the flu vax. I’m no doc but around the industry enough that vaccines in general but flu in particular is an issue I care about and am always amazed but the power of dumb in the anti-vaxxers. If they didn’t create such a risk to others with their stupidity, I’d say let the idiots believe what they

I always assumed that referred to a sonar ping, not a computer ping.

Game of Thrones

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.