The Packers 3rd string TE blocking on an onside kick instead of trying to be a hero.

I appreciate the WI lean of your list.

Because I am a Wisconsin apologist, I was tempted to go with all WI beers, but alas I didn't:

You're right his minutes are inflated because of Jimmy Butler being injured. Prior to Butler being out, world beater Doug averaged 2.2 minutes per game in Feb. and 1 minute in Jan (playing in 1 whole game).

What an amazing accomplishment, he is averaging 9.6 whole minutes - as a lottery pick.

Paging Doug McDermott, your 2015 clone just had a nice write-up done about him on Deadspin.

I'm just happy to have learned that "fronting" is still something people say.

Tabasco is just bad Franks, they seem redundant in this lineup. I would replace Tabasco with either Valentina or Cholula to add a little variety.

As a fan I get no enjoyment out of Marshawn Lynch trolling the media. I'm not trying to defend the NFL, but I feel like Lynch might just be the lesser form of two evils.

I'm pretty sure that would then count against the salary cap. I'm not certain, but I thought that would be considered compensation.

So Dez Bryant can now walk on the field without a helmet whenever he wants.

As someone that has spent way too much time traveling to Atlanta, Sweet Water is fine. When stuck at the airport, their bar is better than most.

Replace NFL with NBA and replace LA with Seattle, it is very tiresome.

This is representative of PI in today's NFL. Neither the fans, players or officials seem to know what is and what isn't PI from one play to another.

I feel like this list is missing an enameled covered Dutch oven. I find myself coming up with reasons to use it. Just make sure you get a large enough one to do at least an extra large batch of chili.

Survivor winner at 25 seems aggressive.

I used to love Good Eats, Alton Brown's talents are being wasted on that horribly stupid Cutthroat Kitchen.

No you should take pleasure in whatever makes you happy. However, you posted that you "guaranteed" you had more fun than the other team and judged them for not trying.

Well then congrats on your HUGE win last night.

If the value of the fine was tied to the eventual sale price of the team (e.g. 15%) I would say WOW!