Didn’t you see the horrifying Gizmodo piece on snake mating? Basically one lady snake does chillin’ while hundreds of male snakes form a ball and all try to get it in.
That shit is terrifying, last thing I would do is encourage snakes living in my shed to install stripper poles and invite their lady friends, since…

when it doesnt involve something horrible like off field violence, im all for the nfl being the nfl. keep the articles coming....

Uh, it was also my grandpa’s? Seriously though, it was. He gave that one to me when he was alive, though.

Nope, that’s my wedding band. It’s a rhodium-plated steel band my grandfather made.

As if being an Arsenal fan wasn’t already embarrassing enough.

Oh look it’s Fireman Ed.

Actually, Drew, there’s no demonstrable evidence that Goodell is a “shit-eating moron”. At most, you could make the claim that it is “more probable than not” that he...

My favorite part is how so much of the media just plays along with the narrative Goodell wants. Goodell is “tough” on those who “disrespect the integrity of the game,” rather than a grandiose figurehead who dishes out punishments arbitrarily in whatever way he thinks will best satisfy the majority of the public.

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Good stuff here. No one worships at the altar of Brady and the Patriots more than Drew Magary. Anyone who has ever read anything he has written knows there is no greater Brady stan.

As with many other commenters, I too hold a law degree, and this is just an embarrassment. There really is an attorney who will file any claim so long as they get paid . . .

I’ve seen some unprofessional things in my life, but this is the first time I’ve seen a legal filing with an #fsutwitter hashtag.

Possibly. It’s not clear whether the 7 million figure was in consultation with Kinsman, or if the lawyer responded with it as a general answer; her answer was based on Winston’s people paying off the entire potential sum for a suit against not only him, but FSU and Tallahassee PD for their negligence/obstruction. That…

Wow, as an attorney, I'd be worried about getting sanctioned if I signed my name to that horse shit counterclaim.