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This may reveal the true depths of my Bravo addiction BUT I think how it goes is that the family was already pronouncing it that way as an anglicized version of the original (Jew-Dice instead of Jee-oo-Dee-Chay) but when they got famous enough they switched to wanting to pronounce it the original Italian way. This is

Okay from that still image on the video it really looks like the cast is Dina, Teresa, Melissa, and three not-quite-correct Melissa clones.

I mean this as productively as possible: hang out with different ladies. I honestly have no women in my social circle I would describe this way and you are only going to hurt yourself if you project these bad experiences into future females.

Worth pointing out: a sizeable percentage of pornography categorized as "chubby" or "BBW" features women comfortably within healthy weight ranges, another reason that is a problematic metric with which to measure popular acceptance.

One line I really liked from the episode that hasn't gotten as much play was Vanessa's point about good-looking guys being perfectly willing to flirt with her but less-attractive ones being much more averse. Very attractive people are often stereotyped as self-involved pricks but this is more often then not wishful

God, this article is such an incredible fucking bummer, because it is SUCH a missed opportunity.

I think this article, coming from a chubby chaser, has some perception issues because he sees the world as being full of attractive fat women, therefore those women must not have problems finding men. Furthermore, pointing out that BBW fetishists will go to lengths to fulfill said fetish is not necessarily a way to

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i don't know that I'd categorically define him as a comic genius, especially when his material starts going in this direction. I really wanted to like him but sometimes his shit really falls short. "haha faggot is a fun word" doesn't fall in line with the progressive comic so many make him out to be.

I don't come to deadspin to see two guys kissing. What do I tll my son when he sees this picture?

I taught college classes at a medium-security prison for three years. Studies showed the program reduced recidivism rates from 70% to 21%, saving taxpayers 50 cents on the dollar in incarceration costs.

My mother in law was in the slammer for a few years. Education is already offered at least in New Jersey. She'd have been better off lifting.

Carry on, my wayward nuns. There'll be peace when you are done.

Or we could require all men to wear their hair in a bun.

I'm going to assume he meant 'irrelevant' in the best possible way, not assume a negative interpretation.

He's from Idaho too, I gather, and knows the phrases that will play better there than in other states.

YES! OMG..... At FF, I literally have to hold my tits if I even run down the stairs.

No, rapist. Semen-in-a-drunken-woman's-asshole rapist. She-cannot-give-consent-in-such-a-state rapist. Glad we could clear this up.

I don't have anything clever to say other than this was really good. Thank you.

Back...and to the left. Back...and to the left.