For godssakes, if you can send a man to the moon . . .

@Virginia(formerly Jen)loveshercurves: Yes! I just saw the Playtex "full coverage" commercial, featuring women with moderate to full chests. Busty women apparently don't have cleavage in Playtex bras 'cause the cups are set waaaay far apart. Which makes me, for one, look horrible — like my boobs are set wider than my…

@BrianDoh: I wonder if dumb Kelly meant "prima donna"?

@Grim Reaper of the Forest: Believe it or not, tons of DDs are padded. When I complained to a salewoman at Nordys, she told me it was about "shaping".

@the.bleach: "risky lifestyles"? You are hilarious!

@keldo: I knew also. And when I started puking, I had to BEG the doctor for a pregnancy test (25 years ago). He kept saying it was just the flu. But it was both.

@Team_LadyBits: My sister-in-law got an IUD after she had my niece. A year later she discovered she was pregnant — her body had dispelled the device without her knowing it. ...... This was 20 years ago, and different IUDs are available. But it's something to ask a doctor about. Anyway, that's how my nephew came to be.

Frankly, I'm surprised to learn NPR has condoned such imprecise and inflammatory terminology for so long. Its supposedly new policy is nothing more than the decades-old policy of the Associated Press Style Book (the bible of daily newspapers).

@Merricat: Brilliant! (I say with sadness.....)

@TurnItOff: my sentiments exactly!

Imagine this: You are Elin. You have kids. You want to make the marriage work. Then you total the number of your husband's paramours. And you read these texts.

@Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: Umm, I too just spent the past two weeks watching the first 5 seasons of Lost, and the beginning of season 6 (which I'd never planned to admit publicly). Anyway, I also loved the way any medical crisis that didn't require CPR could be handled by shouting: "Quick! Get him (her)…

@Katie Furey: google type 2 hypothyroidism and dr. mark starr. ordinary thyroid blood tests can't accurate assess this problem. msg me directly if you want more info. best, jls

@femme-bot: Not rob them, rape them. Anally. Either with a dildo, or with the aid of men sympathetic to the plight of female rape victims. Targets be limited to rapists and those who aid, abet, condone and excuse rape.

Next time you find yourself shivering in a paper gown, heels wedged in stirrups, waiting for your gyn to shove an icy metal torture device into your vagina, consider this: A pap smear is conducted primarily to detected sexually transmitted diseases (including HPV, the cause of most cervical cancers). Woman are not…

What's the difference between a golf ball and the g-spot?

Some men do continue molesting while undergoing chemical castration. Some don't.

(This was aimed at posters with howling dogs.) #loudsex

Bones. If your dog is not a vegetarian. Dingo rawhide are good, but frozen beef marrow bones are the best. I got 90 minutes of peace tonight, thanks to an XL marrow bone. #loudsex