It’s an exemplar, but at least it has decent gameplay interspersed with its interminable narrative.

Damn that’s disgusting.

Having seen it, I’m now worried that Quantum Break is a bland-looking shooter interrupted with 20-minute episodes of bad television at the end of every chapter. It should be so much better.

Personally, I get paid by a PR firm that specialises in accusing gaming blogs of selling-out. It’s a good gig.

That pretty much describes my wife.

This is the perfect sort of toy to sit on an office desk and relax/distract you when work gets a bit overwhelming.

I’m sure all the riders are thinking: “Damn, they didn’t tell me hallucinations were a side-effect of EPO and blood transfusions”.

Being Australian, whenever I hear Redskins, I just think candy:

In China, Pizza Hut restaurants are upscale, often require a reservation, and some have tablecloths and silverware.

I went into it knowing that the biographical details were a total fabrication... that Jiro Horikoshi’s wife never had TB, and the entire relationship from the film is fiction. According to newspaper reports when the movie was released, the real couple had a long marriage together, with five children.

Gandhi. Fuck you and your love of nuking anything and everyone, you warmongering bastard.

When I was a teenager, I used to pirate games. A lot. I could legitimately afford to buy around one game per month, and did so. But I had a lot of spare time and usually tested out at least one or two new games per week.

Gunpei Yokei advocated a philosophy called “Lateral Thinking With Withered Technology”.

Agreed. Ratatouille isn’t just one of the top-three Pixar movies, it has to be close to the top in any ranking of “food movies”.

Duang

Add in Yoshi’s Wooly World for those of us in “PAL” territories.

It’s a gorgeous game, and in the six hours I’ve spent with it so far, I’ve had an absolute ball. It’s right up there with Super Mario 3D Land.

It’s the type of game I really like - not too difficult to finish the levels, but some real challenge to master…

Yeah. He always makes sure he has someone between him and the brown envelopes.

I’m sorry... but I got tired of “Ludicrous Gibs” some time between Quake 2 and 3. It just puts me off now.

I fly a lot. Enough that I’ve probably seen the safety videos for all the airlines I fly with more than a dozen times.

Yes, but unlike most games where you might just choose “high, medium or low” pressure, you’re setting it independently for all four tyres, in Bar.