This is the problem with modern gaming. This isn't a quick-time event, it's a "slow-time" event.

If Marvel released superhero porn to the adult video market, they would turn massive profits. They would be rolling in cash.

The Wii U is seriously becoming home to some of the greatest games of all time (much like the Gamecube was).

I won't buy it because of this:

Smash Bros seems bizarrely popular in Port Hedland and Karratha. Those miners must love their 3DS fighting games.

I have those exact two watches in the top picture. Not in collectible condition, though... they received a lot of use.

Turn left at Adelaide, and drive back in time for around 20 years.

I really can't understand why Australian networks no longer hire reporters with proper diction.

It's an arbitrary number next to your name. How can this possibly have any impact on your enjoyment of the game?

My wife had never played Yoshi's Island, despite being a huge Mario fan since she was a kid. She somehow missed the original, and didn't seem particularly interested in trying it out.

My prediction:

Unless by "Epic" games you're referring to games by Tim Sweeney, i have no idea what you want.

My street, despite being several years old, doesn't exist at all on Google Earth's satellite imagery. It's apparently still all trees, and is marked on the map overlay as being about half its actual length.

I feel the same way about first-person and third-person shooters.

If I can find a cheap, sub-AU$30 option that is guaranteed compatibility, I'll grab it for sure.

Disconnected XBoxes aren't at all uncommon.

The clerics are some of the most sane people in Iranian politics.

Here in Australia, it would be illegal. All guns and ammunition, disabled or not, have to be stored in a safe. If they end up being found outside that safe, either lying around or in the hands of anyone but the owner, then the owner can face fines and loss of their firearms license.

This is seriously bad parenting.

I wouldn't say a lost cause.