@bizzychris: It's trying, like the fat kid in gym class.

Anything that still has pretty factory lines and/or smoothed handles needs flames, while something put together out of old helicopter parts in the shed with an exposed lightbulb and a keg-erator needs to wear the patina with pride.

@FreeMan Misses POLAЯ: That made my afternoon. QOTD for me.

@UDMan: I see what you are talking about, guess no one got a date this last weekend?

Jalopnik transmissions:

It's like the studios just shredded all the story lines of the shows that are getting cut, and just reached into the bin and pulled out a handful of scraps. If the economy doesn't kill off american auto makers this show surely will.

@Tanshanomi: Stop making me chuckle like that. People are looking at me weirder than usual.

Gawd, what a bunch of hacks.

Glad to see I am not the only one dedicating myself to working hard on slightly less than useful projects. All I have to show for it is a sad sorry spreadsheet though. I'm going to go solace myself by dancing like a piston on the bench outside.

@Bumblebee: Simply awesome comment.

Why not do something useful with this technology and combine it with a weight sensor in the passenger seat. If you blow over "x" BAC your new friend from the bar can't be over "y" lbs or the car won't start. It may not stop drunk driving, but it would still help with some of those post drinking regrets.

Definately fits into more than one votable category, but funny is not one of them.

The Porsche hit the trifecta didn't it. PCH canidate, JFG nominee, and DOTS star. It's life is complete, what else is there?

Looking at the pictures of the running gear with no body on it proves that even though beauty is more than skin deep; a significant coating of ugly will all but assure the beauty doesn't show.

C'mon wasn't the "...someone will kick your ass" just a little funny.

Damnit, I live out here, and have long enough hair to cut into a mullet. Can one live in the back seat of a 69 'Maro? Because if I did do it the fiance would kick my ass out of the apartment.

@mytdawg: Wonderfully put sir.

For some reason all I can think of is