Cars like this are the case study for why the Puppy Crusher must remain unfinished so the badassedness is not diluted by such wimpy details. Like a pink assault rifle !?!

I know I'm biased, but used mustangs are a dime a dozen and with a few go fast goodies added on you get one hell of car for pretty cheap. And for all the twisty lovers they make good suspensions for them too.

A nice late 60's caddy hearse. If you gotta go, go in style.

See Cerberus is helping a bit.

Colorado. you weren't manly enough to get a full size truck, so we at GM give you nose hair clippers free with every one since we know your not man enough to just pull out the ones that start to tickle.

Jalopnik, because even the commenters make the other auto bloggers sound like hacks.

-20 pts for having all 3 cameras pointed at the starting line instead of having at least one catch the action where the string ran out.

Sorry, rather have a jeep.

Finally, an excuse to eat in the garage.

Once you get past the picture that makes you feel all dirty inside the rest of the art is halfway decent.

@LTDScott: That was awesome...

Methinks with a K.I.S.S. technological approach the car should do well so long as any other kissing is avoided.

What about a Caliber SRT-4? Decent power in a smallish car with ground clearance. And as a bonus styling that is probably only going to look better after tenderizing Bambi into venison pudding.

How far are you willing to go to bring us the offbeat and the weird?

Would this count as a sign the automotive end is near?

Found you can get a Jeep Wrangler Unlimited up to $36,165

o_O

Am I the only one who is feeling nostalgic for the incredible 80's-ness of her shoulder pads in that one?

'78 Nova Custom 2dr

The photos of the boycotters standing outside freezing their asses off while making a stand against global warming. I love me some irony to go with my Challenger pr0n.