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"Oops" is apparently an unsatisfactory answer when you're asked about murder. I'm open to other ideas...

Talk

{Shit! I can't even ponder that fast!}

If it's odd sideways, is it even when you straighten it up? If so, why? Write a short essay in your blue-book. You have 45 seconds...

Ask you questions? Fine. What's the square-root of 2 divided by your room mate's income? (I am not accepting "infinity" as an answer, because I didn't say "legal income".)

When your foot hits your face, what do you instantly figure went horribly wrong?

Yeah, good question. You have a severe concussion... This happened to me and I conducted a debate in my head about whether Elmer Fudd could have/should have murdered Bugs Bunny... So let's talk about this later.

The best soup is "BooGaloo".

It's your language. I just use it once in a while, then give the keys back.

Don't even try to tell me that nobody thought that was funny.

It depends. Is it yours? Okay. Then, poisoned.

Always protect your 'nads. Wolverines certainly won't.

Why is there a huge wolverine eating the crotch of the little boy on the right?

I think I would have said, "Who cares? And why haven't you already left to "Go get it!"?