I noted that someone said "I'd really like to learn that."
No. No, you wouldn't. They'd have to carry you off the floor.

What a show-off.

The blonde was Bluestone, right?

Pizza!

It's almost always okay to tell jokes about dead people. Because, seriously, who cares if they gripe about it.

That must have been a real monkey wrench in the investigation.

I was studying this cold-case. According to the initial autopsy report, this person wasn't even dead.

Good sport!

{Psst: Also, you can leave out the Mentos and nobody will care.}

I thought "The Ol' Coke-And-Mentos Trick" would get you 1o years in prison. Who knew?

Funny, huh? That is almost EXACTLY what your wife told me about YOU!

Just go over there with your windmill.
"Over there! Right beside the Reality Falls."

Or sometimes it's:
"Determined, Drunk, and Disorderly"
The wording varies. It's a local thing. Like barbeque sauce and cole slaw.

Bear with me, because I genuinely want to see the flaw in my reasoning:
So, this lovely object already exists, and I'm supposed to admire the person who tried to copy it?

Do you know what the 3D's are for artists:
Desperate, Drunk, and Delicious.
(Yes, it does seem like a strange expression, but so are artists.)

By the way, back in the olden days, we called a "3D artist" a "sculptor."
No, seriously! I am totally NOT making it up!

"It's the work of 3D artist Farkas Zsolt, and if you're straining your eyes looking at the image trying to see the difference between it and the real painting, well, that's the point."

Wait... What? The guy made an ALMOST perfect copy of an existing thing and I'm supposed to be overjoyed?

Also, more cowbell! And hurry-UP!