Funny, huh? That is almost EXACTLY what your wife told me about YOU!

Just go over there with your windmill.
"Over there! Right beside the Reality Falls."

Or sometimes it's:
"Determined, Drunk, and Disorderly"
The wording varies. It's a local thing. Like barbeque sauce and cole slaw.

Bear with me, because I genuinely want to see the flaw in my reasoning:
So, this lovely object already exists, and I'm supposed to admire the person who tried to copy it?

Do you know what the 3D's are for artists:
Desperate, Drunk, and Delicious.
(Yes, it does seem like a strange expression, but so are artists.)

By the way, back in the olden days, we called a "3D artist" a "sculptor."
No, seriously! I am totally NOT making it up!

"It's the work of 3D artist Farkas Zsolt, and if you're straining your eyes looking at the image trying to see the difference between it and the real painting, well, that's the point."

Wait... What? The guy made an ALMOST perfect copy of an existing thing and I'm supposed to be overjoyed?

Also, more cowbell! And hurry-UP!

And that other stuff (acupuncture, vitamins, incantations) too.

I'm thinking of starting a clinic called: "Yeah, Right There, Don't Stop: Vaginal Remediation Centers of America". We'd use uh, sophisticated vibrating tools, to help relieve any discomfort.

No one ever understood
Quite the thing that I meant,
My evens was, were not heaven sent,
When it came all down,
To your lame intent,
You looked long beyond... Where I had often went.

I think white hair is hot. That's your problem if you think it's not good. SEXY has many hair colors.

On my right, half a kiwi-fruit. On my left, some tic-tacs and pills.
The distinction is obvious.

The full name is V-Va-Va-VOOM!

lol

amuse-bouche

I'd rather hold her close and kiss her ear and smell her neck and kiss her lips...

If you say so, Mister Romance.

I will find you.
On purpose.
heh.