Scene Sketch:
Guys in a bar doing idiotic things while women observe from a table.
One woman asks the other, what do you do when they fight?
She says, nothing, really. Mine begs for forgiveness later. (Heh?)

The key word here is "commercial". If you propose to eliminate guys from beer ads, you are out of your freakin' mind. However, If I were I in charge, I would TOTALLY back beer ads with only cool girls making smart comments!
I think that would be awesome!

The photoshoot went:
SMILE!
Don't be shy, SMILE!
Come on, SMILE
... shutter click. Okay, don't smile anymore...

I always thought "That New Viagra-Esque Drug for Women" was basically the same as the old one: MONEY. I stand corrected.

Thank you, Gemmabeta, for that thorough and concise definition. I honestly had no idea what the word meant meant.

What's a "craic"? It sounds ominous when you assert that "we are all having a craic."

This is a major pet-peeve of mine: You define one abbreviation (OECD) but you don't define the other ones (STEM and PISA)! That's like telling the reader, "Hey! I knew you wouldn't get this one, but you're really dumb if you don't get these other two!"
This generates anger in the reader, and with good reason. If I'm…

The creepy factor remains.

You're right, of course. This is exactly the wrong place to come looking for positive reinforcement. A Dorothy Parker attitude might be the best you get here.
For example, I could point out that there is absolutely no fundamental difference between this and the mothers who dress their young daughters up for beauty…

What?
Me? No.
I didn't say a goddamned thing.

{LOL}

Blimps are the prehensile tails of modern aircraft.

Would that be a coincidence?

Now that you mention it, I don't remember what ending you read either.

Holding the black bar is a great job if you can't get the positioning her hand with your hand gig.

"Tasteful" pornography is like mild hot sauce. What's the point, you know?
Oh, goodness gracious, we're not displaying naked women for ogling by lascivious eyes! We're displaying the beauty of the female body! No you aren't. Liars. It's soft-core porn. That's fine. Just admit it okay? Hypocrisy gives me a headache.