DAMMIT!
NOW what am I supposed to do?!

NO!!!
They're WICKED busy yesterday and completely void of tomorrow! And stuff!!!
Leave 'em alone!
YEAH!
I know this is a closet!
Can you HEAR me anyway?

WTF did you just SAY!!!? Duck WHAT!!!!?

"US" who, white-man?!
Let's be accurate here, okay?

But you know that to normal people, "NWA" means "Niggers With Attitude", right?
Yeah,
Maybe you should STFU.

YIKES!
Welcome to Arkansas, where the people are just nasty as hell. My advice to ANY AND ALL foreign visitors is to AVOID Arkansas at all costs! It's full of retards armed with guns!
(Heh. That out to do it, don't you think?)

Missouri's nice too, though.
What did you just say?
My internet connection is a little slow...

If Arkansas will welcome me, man, then I'd be proud to be welcomed into Arkansas.

How long would you watch? When it all breaks down (and it will), would you be watching? Why? It's not a surprise, so why watch the ending?

Wouldn't it be cool if they did this hopelessly wandering cruise ship thing, but with people aboard?

If you drive one parking-space over, there's this other place that can't decide whether it's a place that sells shitty chicken or shitty burritos. Also, if you go there, don't order the chicken burrito.

Thank you, KittLee. It HAD to be said (disclosure or no disclosure - there WAS a disclosure, you know?). Awesome roots of MY HOUSE attitude!

God lives everywhere, of course, but do you think HE hangs out in Florida this time of year. I do.

I am definitely in the wrong place.

Did you type "hidden gem of a bike path"?
Totally on purpose?
Just checking.

Yeah, I know. But I grew up with a mixture of Highlights Magazine, Ranger Rick, Family Circus, Gahan Wilson, and Shel Silvertein, amongst other reprobates.

I'm just kidding!

You want to fall asleep faster? Okay. I'll help, but do what I say. Lie down on your bed. No. The other way: Cross-wise. Now try to relax. Let your feet dangle, let your arms dangle, let your head dangle... THWACK!

Don't tell me to stop laughing, because that makes me laugh! Jeez.
I'll be quiet if you will be...

Yep.
I'm TOTALLY laughing. Sorry...