I don't understand - when Olivia called her niece to wish her a happy birthday won't that affect Fauxlivia somehow?

It's not the size that matters but how you use it

Cure for common cold + side effect = cancer. Yeah, I'll take the cold

(typo- really _do_ rehash the past)

Wow - these look like the same comments that appear on Gizmodo - we really to rehash the past ;)

Hmm nice pumpkin pie you have

But I wanted a Bud Light

My eye spots some padding does that count?

This must be Aliens on Mad Men series with all the smoking ;)

I confess: I have some seriously spock looking eyebrows.

@Smeagol92055: At some point you'll have to pop the stack or else you'll get stack overflow, right?

"I really can't tell you frantically enough how magically the Super AMOLED screen complements Windows Phone 7's interface. It's like dark chocolate peanut butter cups topped with blowjobs."

@RizzRustbolt: Masterbate to an image of you masterbating

Just part of the "billion dollar" advertising at work!

@Fulgrymm: ding, ding ding! :)

Horseshoes, hand grenades and Predator Drones. What's 40 feet?

@Link2187: Arkansas. Probably walking the dog between the cars in the front yard.

Lufa porn

@ObiHaiv: By RROD fixups?

Why don't they pay to take over Google's home page. That would get a lot more eyes.