This is oddly apt. Disturbing, somehow, but apt.

Many of you found more eloquent ways to say it, but I'm going to express myself anyway. Google+ can suck it. I might appreciate it more (no, I wouldn't) if I wasn't coerced in various ways to use it. Picasa, YouTube, Android... G+ wants to be sly, but it's just friggin annoying. Two years ago, I was a Google fan boy.…

Well, it's good to see we all agree on this matter...

It's next to impossible to judge the color of your whizz when you pee in the backyard. Some people do that.
Whizz is a fun word. Also, squirt.

Claaaaaaassic.

When I clean up somebody else's machine, I'm almost always appalled at the programs they have running at startup. CCleaner has a good startup tool, of course. That fixes so many problems, I'd be a CC fan if that's all there was. And how about all those toolbars, huh? Jaysus. Even if you're not much of a computer…

Great place to pee, too. I mean, not me. Other people say.

More energy and better mood are the big ones and it's no placebo effect. I don't know the science of it at all, but man, that stuff does a body good.

Are we talking any blue light here? I have a ton of Christmas lights with blue bulbs, would those work? Should I steal a bubble of a police car? I love these little tricks because it's very low hassle to try them out. I went that route by gulping a tablespoon of coconut oil every day and the effects were almost…

Ditto.

Nailed it.

Since switching to ighome.com, I don't have a single complaint. I'll probably test this sucker out just for curiosity sake, but otherwise, I'm happy with the Ig.

And I kind of love Louis too (in spite of that gross thing he does) because when he chucks those perfectly good computers, he offers them to me, first. "You want this piece of junk? Doesn't run worth shit. Maybe you can use it for spare parts." So, I take it, run ADWCleaner and Hijack this and a few hours later, it's…

My thoughts exactly.

Deep, man.

But what about hand scrubbed?

In my social circle, nobody has heard of CCleaner. Or SuperAntiSpyware or ADWCleaner, for that matter. Programs like these do so much to keep your machine clean and spiffy, but you gotta use them to reap the benefits. I was surprised by how many people in here are using CCleaner. Great stuff and the extra tools are…

I actually did that, but the message contained personal contact info for a person I was writing. And here I thought it would just paste in some random embarrassing word like "excess phlegm" or "dysfunction."

Put me down as one who used to scoff at meditation until I sat and tried it for myself. I've been at it for two years now and kind of wish I'd started sooner. As someone here pointed out, the clamor of runaway thoughts isn't a meditation failure, it's part of the process. When those thoughts try to crowd you, focus on…

Ah, I haven't seen those. I'll check it out. A spiffy new extension could bring me back to Mozilla and further complicate my long search for the Perfect Browser.