If you’re open, I’m ordering. I don’t care about your preferences.

I actually *asked* Santa for coal one year. For my rock collection.

I got it too, nice good samples. And now I’m a geologist/hydrologist.

I don’t know the answer to the housing crisis, but moving to the midwest is at the bottom of the list.

Not a lot of people knew but yes

I have known people like this too. They’re utterly deranged but they remain totally rational. They like the fact they harm other people and leave damage and chaos in their wake. That’s precisely why they do it. And when they do it, they’re not copying or re-enacting anything that was done to them in earlier years —…

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

Yeah, the felony term is peeping thomas

While I would never step foot in one of his establishments, I do enjoy Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, for the fact that it gives national exposure to local chefs doing great things in the culinary world.

I had the pleasure of spending time on the same message board as Tucker Max, when his boards and GorillaMask Forums had a lot of cross-pollination, so to speak. He was completely dense and had no sense of humor; I saw him mistake obvious sarcasm more than once. Just seemed like a mentally weak person.

Can’t find the nails, and his assistants are too afraid to tell him the box is right in front of him on the counter.

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

I believe that most commenters here get cash out to buy weed.

He actually has a solid career as a producer. He does very well for himself, we just don’t “see” him every week. Because he was a young/new actor, his residuals are a pittance, especially compared to Cosby’s or even Rashad’s. However, I don’t think any of the shows participants are speaking bc of residuals - the show…

...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court

In case no one has posted this yet.

member, eh?

Anytime basebrawls are discussed I am reminded of my favorite—the time Kyle Farnsworth kicked the shit out of Paul Wilson.

After the brisket is done, vent it on the counter for 10 minutes, wrap in two layers of tin foil and wrap in a towel and stow it away in a cooler and let it rest for another...2 HOURS! It’s needs to be done!!! This is brisket we turned in at our last competition.

I’ll admit that woman made a pretty stupid statement, and the state of the American educational system is fucked, but goddamn, I’m tickled pink to read a comment from a German who, without a trace of irony or self-awareness, states that he wants someone arrested for saying what she thinks. Great shit, man. Thanks for…

When it comes to dealing with the world’s assholes and atrocities, I live by the words of Mr. Fred Rogers.