I went to Bard in the 80's. You and I might have been the only people who weren't fucking their professors there.

Did you confront her?

This is the saddest story and I would like to give your past self a hug. :( Also that professor is shady as fuck.

Kanye: "Hey! Remeber that asshole move I did when I ruined a teenagers first award for her music? Yea! The one who's gone on to eclipse me in the industry! Yes, yes, yes! The move that made America hate me even more than they already did! Glad you remember, well, wouldn't it be funny if I faked like I was gonna do it…

I don't know. I was kind of impressed by:

I'm fucking a guy now that thinks he's going to make it some day in LA with his screenplays. ba hahahaha

oh my god. i think we might have slept with the same person.

How to choose? Was it the guy who hogtied me with his socks (see my winning entry in the Awkward Sex Pissing Contest)? Was it the iron-worker who was a secret libertarian? Was it the drunk guy who demonstrated how he could come on command and then told me that he had no respect for how I earn a living? Was it either…

The fact they didn't burst out laughing at Cosby tells me most of them are probably still on his side.

All the sick fear on everyone's face in the audience: totally worth the 9 minutes it took to watch this. The light poking these blowhards receive once a year is not enough.

Seth McFarlane should give this man a marketing job.

"How's Meg?

manny pacquio

Does no one realize any more that this is scripted television? Badly scripted, badly acted, yes, but still just television. It's not real, people. This is like getting overheated because George Jetson isn't a good father to Judy and Elroy.

it could be worse.. A guy was decapitated on a greyhound in Edmonton couple of years back. At least everyone walked away from this...

Wait, we're supposed to be surprised that there are discrepancies in a story about a woman being brutally gang raped? The issue isn't with Jackie, it's with RS and their inadequate reporting. If they didn't believe her, they should never have published, not hang her out to dry in public for the crime of not being the…

So we're all in agreement that the hunter in the video sounds exactly like Kenny Fucking Powers, right?

I appreciate your apology, Mark. Being still fairly new here, and maybe I let comments get under my skin a little too much. Cheers!

The spinny-planking thing on the escalator armrails was frigging brilliant.

I wonder how long until someone makes an airport sex tape.