25 publishers have rejected my book proposal for “Hello Fiend,” so the chances of me revealing that have been lessened significantly.

Elephant in the living room of logic: Loss of Cosby Show residuals for MJW.

She reminds me of that Dannemora prison functionary...giving handies in her shade-drawn office.

“You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living.” The crap coming out of Dr. Ben Carson’s mouth comes to mind...

Your imagination is spot-on.

Hi Neighbor! Have a ‘Gansett!

Is there any precedent for the sheer volume of rape we’re looking at here?

Bill Murray's grand entrance please.

Someone here will no doubt correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you walk into the state of Kentucky while never leaving the Cincinnati airport?

Rabbit LaRue: points for "snoodge."

I flirted with French prof Francoise Bianchi, if that counts.

Does "I SAW YOU" sound like a confrontation? She flat-out denied it to my face, but... well, honestly, she was so skilled in the art of the reach-around that I came back for more - at least until the semester played out. After that, I subtly busted the professor's balls enough to secure a passing grade in a class I…

Bard College, 80s... Took a gut sociology class with my gf who always teased me about her crush on the Prof. One night, she had to leave our dorm for a "rehearsal," and, through our window, I saw her jump in the car of said professor. I jumped in my car, tailed them to his house in nearby Tivoli, NY and staked the…

OG Peen here:

Please. For the love of god and all that is holy, do NOT tell @NickGordon to go ahead and off himself. Don't do it.

Something about getting the story right. I dunno... nothing is really funny around rape.

Absolutely not. The photo is an incomplete post. How do you delete on here?