Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Died. from righteous indignation.”
Thought he would cry

They pander so god damn hard. It’s not as if other news organization don’t cover what Vice covers, it’s just that people want their shitty hipster above it all veneer.

This is like when you pay a homeless guy $5 to sweep your stoop even though it doesn’t need sweeping.

I follow him on Twitter and he seems like a very good dude, but, jesus, someone at the Ringer needs to tell Shea Serrano “no” sometimes. Part of, I guess, what makes Simmons’ stuff good is that he basically just lets the writers write about whatever they want, but so, so much of Shea Serrano’s stuff is pointless.

Writing 4,000 words on Simmons—so meta!

The guy had it made at ESPN. Cozy with Skipper. In charge of his own fiefdom.

The guy filming is so chill when approaching. Polite and congenial, the exact opposite of what this kid was hoping to provoke. And then all these intelligent, cool people start laughing at him, pitying him, not rising to his pathetic bait. It’s an inspiring reaction, I don’t know if I could have stayed as calm and…

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Damn Straight, I’ve been tweeting hate dana and I won’t ever buy another ppv for hours, and I wouldn’t have!

Looks like the torn jacket bro was one on about five. Justifiable reaction in the heat of the moment.

Because your money can be used to support things you might be avidly against. Like if you didn’t have a will and your crazy conservative relative yours assets and started funneling money into anti-gay propoganda or something. We can influence and have an effect on things long after we die, and yeah, you may not be…

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

I imagine their first day as partners...

Cop 1: On the count of three... what’s your favorite hobby? 1...2...3!

She has 23 years of experiences. Are they the same as your experiences? Probably not. Will she experience many more things that may be more meaningful and important in the future? Probably. Does that mean that the things that have happened to her are meaningless or unimportant? Absolutely not, what a preposterous idea!

Under a Clinton Presidency we’d have no additional mental health funding and someone who you seem to show so much feigned concern for would be at great risk for being killed by police for the crime of having mental illness.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

If Duke were a person it would definitely be Tucker Max.