If there’s one thing Irsay can handle, it’s a bunch of downers.

From the article he said he.... “decided that very day that life was too precious to waste opportunities. So he abandoned his New York desk job to pursue a career as an entertainer in Los Angeles.”

Gave up after 4 and a half. just didn’t care for the story or characters. It looks nice, but it is just written so poorly.

In all honesty, the only thing I hope they tie up in the last episode is us finding out what exactly it was Ani Bezzerides wanted to do in the bedroom in the Season Premiere.

It’s not so much me as it is Roenick; he’s good.

The fact that no one listed NFL2K1 is a goddamn abomination. I *never* play sports games, and I played the shit out of 2K1 with my college dormmate (frequently when we should have been at class). This was back when the Rams were running the Greatest Show on Turf, and Isaac Bruce was legit unstoppable on crossing…

WWF: No Mercy on N64 was the high point of that series. The create a wrestler and Royal Rumble were fantastic. Plus you could buy a special character called “The Ho” for 500,000 $$.

Halfback Pass was UNSTOPPABLE.

MVP Baseball 2005 is number one and its not even close. I kept my xbox just so I could still play that game.

Oh, God. I ended sitting next to a little girl about 7 years old during a violent thunderstorm once. Her parents were a few rows away (in the center row—I think they put her by herself because she desperately wanted a window seat, and once the storm started they couldn’t get up to change seats so she could sit by one…

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

Colin Cowherd is just impressed that you even own a computer.

I hate Colin as much as the next guy, but if you’re going to put something like this up, at least do us (and him?) the courtesy of including his explanation. It might be complete and utter BS (likely), but it should still be included, as cutting it off seems pretty cheap.

Are you guys going to publish the anecdotes about Mr. Geithner being a really good guy too?

This is the origin story for all deadspin writers

True, but it seems that libel would be as big a concern as access. They all may have known it, but unless they could prove it, it’d be hard to believe that an editor would publish it.

Those are asses so it's safe to say you don't have a fucking clue what to do when it comes to the ladies.

Did not read article but headline graphic looks like grabbing boobs so I'll assume that's what I'm supposed to do.

Yep. So you're not saying he's a liar, you're just totally saying that.