In addition to the up!, I’ve seen Indian Fords with a nice storage thing on the top of the dash that also doubles as a smart phone mount. The lid ratchets down and makes a clamp to the hold the phone in horizontal mode. I like Skoda sedans with built-in umbrella holders in the door.

“It’s not like Germany, where wide open fields run out in short order. No, in Austria and Hungary, you can drive hundreds of miles and see very little other than fuel stops and gigantic plains that fall out of sight below the curvature of the earth.”

So this has pizza dough, then sauce, then toppings and cheese. How is it not a pizza? Maybe a pizza that should not exist, but I don’t see where it fails the definition of pizza. 

What is greatness in a racing car if not speed?

And no, not easily. The 1988 grid was full of shitboxes. The McLaren wasn’t a shitbox, and that’s why it won a lot. 

Queue my favorite Swiss pulling story. In college (and to this day, actually) one my best friends is a Hungarian basketball player, recruited to play ball for our U. Maine campus on a full ride scholarship. But also, he played on the Hungarian Jr. Olympics team. And while at the Jr. Olympics, he met a Swiss Volleyball…

What kind of social media pseudo personality moron goes and rolls his dream car?!

Are those guys driving a Changli on the sidewalk?

My secret is my reply about bleeding brakes. Too short to create a webpage, so here it is. I used to be the worlds worst brake bleeder, but no more. No fancy tools, no second person, just engineering savvy. Really works, if doubtful, get a helper to do the brake push/release and go watch it in real time.

Herbs dont have ears

You listening Spanfeller?  Don’t fuck with the good parts.

I’d like to think this is your response when doing anything illegal and/or disrespectful, like when the cops call you out for shitting in the parking lot of a Kohls.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I kinda blocked them out. I was hoping I was just having a bad dream the last few years.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion.

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

I believe that is spelled “Cotomer sevis.”

Good shit Torch!