Yes, if the Chevette threw a rod, lunched a transmission, rusted to oblivion or was otherwise rendered inoperable before 50,000 miles, you could order a new one from GM with the “air filter delete” option, which was a $50 credit.

Starscream (and Cobra Commander) was voiced by Chris Collins a/k/a Chris Latta, who is unfortunately now deceased.

Fun fact: he also played this guy on Star Trek TNG:

Anybody who would want to bring back one of the long-gone classics would have to be some kind of fanatic.

Not as if I’m bigoted, so twist my arm:

You know what’s weird is how many fewer people I hear complaining about a “goddamn foreigner” winning the Indy 500 on Memorial Day this year...

Probably. But having driven a car for almost 30 years with only one at-fault accident to may name (and that one was dumb as hell), I can still make the claim that putting aside ego and a sense of personal justice is a great idea when you’re behind the wheel.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

Plausible.

The legend of “Charlie No Face”. As a teenager, we had heard of a guy who had his face badly disfigured from an electrical accident. The story was that he would walk down the highway in the valley where he lived, but only late at night. So we frequently would travel that road, late at night, in the hope of seeing him,…

That’s some good Mike on Mike and Mike violence right there.

He’s still syndicated and in hopeless backwaters like Maine (where I live) he’s one of the few midday radio options if your IPod’s broken (as mine is). So I guess that makes him kind of, almost a thing. Probably more of a thing than Mike and Mike ever were, anyway.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Why? You can buy a Fiat 500 with warranty still left for dirt cheap, and let’s face it, it’s a whole lot more fun than a lot of snobby auto-journos give credit to.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

And not the Treaty of Algernon, which is what I kept thinking it was. Send flowers.

So I was talking to Mr. Martin, Lockheed, great guy. Terrific guy. Plays a great game of golf. 4 handicap, mine’s 0, by the way. Great guy, though. We were talking about the F-35, and I told him, I told him, “Lockheed, many people are saying that this is a terrible plane. Too much money, it’s coming too late is what…

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Look at this gorgeous stock car for 13.5k,

Jules Bianchi would like to have a word with you...or at least he would if HE DIDN’T DIE FROM HEADBUTTING A TRACTOR!!!

Any infiniti or Nissan with a “floating” c-pillar (what on Earth made anything think that looked good!?). Any car with stupid, giant, black plastic jowls (I’m looking at you Civic) that do nothing but look stupid out there on the front bumper.