I owned an RX-7 when I was a younger man.  It was the best of cars, it was the worst of cars...

But the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a speeding car is a good guy with a speeding car. 

Noted Volkswagen enthusiast Ted Bundy? Nah, he’d never drive a Polara. Just remove the passenger seat from your Beetle and there’s plenty of room for groceries victims.

You know what other windows are infinitely adjustable? The friggin crank windows on any old shitbox. You don’t need to spend double the price of the Regal on a Taycan. You need to spend double one payment on a ‘94 Tercel.

Nsh. Torch’s *real* fetish was in the original 2014 article: the sexy amber turn signal indicator.

Cobra!? Never heard of it 

I think they give you that vibe because they look like a fat, El Camino-fied PT Cruiser.

How is it possible to make big 5-spoke wheels look that bad!? Those belong on the clearance rack at pep boys.

Toyota also loses some credibility with me for stating that the reason they needed to make the new Supra a reskinned BMW was because for heritage purposes the Supra needed an inline 6. Then they go and release a damned four-cylinder one! That's a Celica, dude.

If you think uninformed hot takes by dickbags aren’t still a thing, you should check out today’s TTAC, which has a column attacking automakers for bringing back mask mandates. How dare they!? Muh freeedomz!

“goddamn splash ad covered the entire screen while I was typing fuck this place.”

Maybe I’d even be able to tell the difference between a brand new Dodge Charger and a well-kept 2014 Dodge Charger! Crazy!

That’s why I love Taku at Indy. He treats it with the reverence it deserves. If he’s your driver he’s either going to hand you the Borg Warner Trophy or come walking back to the pits and hand you a steering wheel because the rest of your car is strewn all over the short chute between 3 and 4.

Get a snow broom. It is important that you clean ALL the snow off your car. That includes not just the windows but the hood, roof and trunk. If you leave a foot of snow on the roof of your car it’s going to blow off while you’re driving and blind those behind you.

“Something doesn’t add up here.”

A car company on the brink...needs a special kind of leader. Cutting costs is in his blood, but this charming Prince has overruns from Altima to Z-Car. Will he be willing to risk everything—including his freedom—to get them out of the red?

My friend Manuel Transmission would like a word.

“We fed a robot 100 episodes of The Big Bang Theory”

I can’t fight you, Torch, because I agree. But I can make a case for the worst looking 70's-80's hatchback.

You know you can just go to Harbor Freight and skip the 5 week wait for shipping, right?