The new Blazer is a great example of this. It looks so-so in photos, but when I first saw one in the metal I said “Dayum, that thing is uglier than a hatful of assholes!"

Stay on your side of the yellow line, kids*!

The Triangles were so frustrating. They played a lot of close games, but always managed to fall short of their Pythagorean Expectation.

Finally, the Automobile-Appliance synergy envisioned so many decades ago by Nash-Kelvinator has come to fruition. I look forward to a future filled with Porsche-Maytags, Whirlpool-Chevrolets, and a revival of the Citroen SM with power by Amana instead of Maserati.

Yes, if the Chevette threw a rod, lunched a transmission, rusted to oblivion or was otherwise rendered inoperable before 50,000 miles, you could order a new one from GM with the “air filter delete” option, which was a $50 credit.

Hey Tracy, didn’t you just post something yesterday about how 2nd-gen Dakotas were cool? Here’s one with a V8, a stick, and 4x4.

Hello, I'm calling to speak with Manuel.

I used to work for a large auto auction (the one that sounds like a city in Ukraine, not the one that sounds like a city in Germany). We processed thousands of TDI buyback cars. Some were just stopping over on their way to the crusher. Others were brought into compliance and sold. Anyway, as part of our intake process…

Trades can be done online. They just pick up the trade when they deliver the car. I know someone who just did this last week, through a Carvana competitor called online.cars that recently started in Ohio. They dropped off his new car and drove off in the trade. Did he get top dollar for it? Probably not, but some…

Jeepers.  The real horror story is in the comments.

Hey, at least R-N-D are in a line on BMW’s electric joystick. Friggin’ Cadillac makes you move the shifter up and to the left for reverse. There’ll be even more super low mileage Caddys on the market in a few years than usual, because their elderly owners won’t be able to figure out how to back them out of the garage.

Gotcha! 1996 Sucka!

If you insist...

Never mind. Attempting to reply to two separate comments has broken mobile Kinja. To hell with it.

Different series, but Justin Wilson’s widow and children would probably disagree as well.

What was the plan if Moore had won? Drink the rest of the bottle?

Yes! Blacked out c-pillars/floating roofs seem to be catching on, and it’s awful.

Damn it, Torchinsky!

This kind of idiocy gives me angina.

At first I accidentally opened this in an incognito tab. After viewing the video, I realize that actually was appropriate.