MarionCobretti
MarionCobretti
MarionCobretti

+1%.

“and maybe the second best looking Camaro ever.”

To be fair, there is a high degree of correlation between viewing pornography and beating.

HOT TAKE: This car, and its XK120 predecessor, are prettier than the E-Type. Come at me.

Three spoke wheels are an abomination! I’d rather roll around on a set of Ronal Bears.

This explains why when I brought my Eclipse in to Discount Tire last week with a flat, they shot it. Thanks, Torch!

Sadly, a rev limiter won’t do anything to prevent a mechanical overrev (like shifting into second at 70 mph). Sure, it’ll cut fuel to try to drop the revs, but your engine is still being spun up to 9000 rpm (here’s where rotary and S200o guys say “So?”).

In my original hometown of Clinton, IN, the speed limit is 29 mph. Really. I was once told this was to avoid paying a percentage of speeding fine revenues to the state, which they’d have to do if the limit was 30 or higher.

Stalks are absolutely the preferable location for headlight controls. If you’re in an unfamiliar car that you’ve rented/borrowed/are attempting to steal and it’s dark then it’s far easier to find and twist a stalk than it is to go bear pawing the dash trying to find the knob.

Pro tip. To make the ride in your VW more supple try filling the bump stops with peanut butter!

And boobs! Don’t forget the boobs. Google “Dagmar bumpers.”

If it is a vehicle, then somewhere there are some old-school elevator enthusiasts who bemoan the loss of lever operated elevators, which allow more precise control, require greater skill, and allow one to feel a greater jinba attai with the elevator. These damn push-button elevators are killing all the fun, even

So you now own an immaculate, lovingly cared for example of one of the last VR-4's to make it to our a shores, and a complete turd from its first model year.

The new one doesn’t even look that ridiculous. For 20 thousand I can think of a lot of Tavarish-spec used cars I’d rather have, but it’s come a long way.

I got passed yesterday by an Equus doing 90 through a construction zone, and the dude was talking on his phone. But my only thought was “Holy shit, someone bought an Equus!” I figured the configurator was probably pretty sad, and it is. If you pick the “Signature” trim, which is the more expensive of the two, there

Your kid is fantastic. Where do I send my deposit? I’d like a pair of Barbaros, in 9 1/2 wide.

I hesitate to point this out as a Mitsubishi owner, but I think some adjustment should be made for total number of vehicles registered per make. Honda sells way more than twice the cars Mitsubishi does, yet is only accountable for approximately twice as many mentions of “bumber.” I think this makes my Tri-Diamond

Annoys me when people like @Mnguy57 misspell Toyota as Toyoda, it does.

It’s actually a Federal crime under the Driver’s Privacy Protection Act. You have to have a permissible use to even access this kind of information. You can be fined under 18 USC 2723, and section 2724 allows for a civil lawsuit.

Come now. Bernie waits until the last check has cleared before he deletes someone from his contacts.