#WhatWouldMattLauerDo?

Give FastStone Image Viewer a shot.

It literally took me until the 7th paragraph to realize this article wasn’t a long parable for tweaking IFTTT recipes...

I like them so much I made a permanent home for them for my Molskine.

I like them so much I made a permanent home for them for my Molskine.

You da man.

Hey, buddy.

Oreos don't last more than a night in my house. I don't share. The only winning move is not to play the game.

Neat. I'm rocking these right now. They are ok, but don't filter out cross-cubicle banter.

Sometimes, like in my house, room temperature is different in different parts of the house. My kitchen is always colder, and so, I get unspreadable butter. I might just build a fixture out of toothpicks to take this trick even further!

Man, I first read the headline form my IFTTT email and I thought it read "Fall Asleep Faster By Pretending You Are Dead."