Next up: “E.L. James and Niall Leonard replace Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan with themselves. ‘We both acted in grade school, so we’re bringing the A-game to the films that they deserve.’”

Despite what MRAs think, I don’t hate men. I really don’t. I know many good, smart, kind men and I know there are millions more out there like them. I have a father I respect, a male partner I adore, men friends who mean the world to me. But when I read threads like this, I have to actively remind myself not to hate…

So wait, which is it? This is an homage because you love her? Or this is mean, but you don’t feel sorry for her, because she’s rich?

NO. You’re being an asshole. Sit down.

Jezebel: Feminist until its not

With worshippers like you, darlin’, who needs enemies? Sheesh. Now I feel protective of Amy Pascal, the most powerful woman in Hollywood.

No you are not. Also, you are a terrible writer BTW.

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

It’s a bummer that you mistakenly feel like people can only care about one thing at a time AND that you think animals are merely some sort of Cartesian clockwork tool you can dispose of when they are no longer “useful.” I see your smug self-righteousness and raise you an “I think your callous disregard for life is…

Pretty sure this is directly tied to lack of paid maternity leave. If your income is going to take a hit for having infants, better to get all the rough years over with at once. I guess you could argue that longer spacing = more time to save up for the next baby, but we all know Americans suck at saving no matter…

“We’re not racist - we elected a black president!”

I was already married when I found out about my ex husband’s relationship. I found out in the most messed up way too. We were on the rocks due to other issues, and I went to my sister’s house for the weekend in another state. Halfway through my drive home, I received a phone call that my husband tried to commit…

Speaking as someone who went through something very similar (I was only engaged to the guy when his wife and I found out about each other, but still), thank you. One of the things that made the whole thing so hard on me was finding out after the fact just how many people knew he was a sociopathic sack of shit and…

My brother worked on this film. David O. Russell was insane the entire time. My favorite anecdote he told me was when he decided his shirt was like unacceptable/dirty so he took it off and lay on the floor of the set in protest, and a PA had to take it to have it cleaned for him. David O. Russell insisted that the PA…

Unfortunately, some people respond to sweetness and light with a sort of avid viciousness. Full-on Vandemar-and-Croup style of “there’s something nice and pretty, I’d like to completely destroy it.”

Isn’t this the guy that molested his transgender niece? The guy that “nice guy” George Clooney punched out on the set of “Three Kings”? The guy that Lily Tomlin lost her shit at? WHY do people continue to make movies with him, and why do people continue to throw money at him to fund said movies?

An American colleague (relevant) tells this one about himself. He was on a plane in Japan, on final approach to Hiroshima, when he noticed how new the city’s architecture appeared from the window. His Japanese traveling companion replied, “yes, we had a fresh start in 1945.”

Wtf is wrong with that rude bitch?? «You really got fat»?? Waaadaafaaakkk who raised you?

Not especially sick or clever, but I give myself props for not walking away and muttering to myself.

My then-roommate and I were at a bar and a guy came up to her and said in the most cheesy, oily voice you can imagine, “Hey, just to save some time: how would you like your eggs in the morning?”