I’m really hoping to make Japanese cotton-soft cheesecake soon! http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2015/08/japanese-cotton-soft-cheesecake-recipe.html

God, the more I hear from/about anything Trump is related to, the more I feel the way Kellyanne Conway looks.

God, I know.

Homegirl’s just looking rough in general. I’d feel bad but....

Poor Lying Cat wouldn’t know what to do with the Trump Adminstration.

He looks like your best friend’s sweaty stepdad who’s into classic cars and Hooters.

Sucide Squad is a terrible movie with a great soundtrack, it’s a shame.

Thank you!

I’m on my phone so I can’t post gifs, but imagine that I posted that heavy breathing cat one. ‘Cause that’s how I feel.

He is the hero we need though we do not deserve him.

Wow. That looks like high quality fun right there. Super jealous.

Wait, what? Why is that relevant to the child’s birth?!?

Well, no. I know and understand they are actors and acting is just one giant game of pretend. They’re just really bad at the actual pretending part.

All of the Bruce Willis/Demi Moore children inherited his strong bone structure. They have interesting, handsome faces but it must of sucked as teenagers.

But there’s the whole internet that you could masturbate to in your own home...

If that’s true then they are better actors then they seem.

That would be actually interesting. These movies are not.

You see the base (root?) of his penis for like, 10 seconds. It’s lame.

Honestly, the only reason to watch these movies is for the pleasure of watching two people who clearly lothe each other pretend to be in a sexy, passionate love affair.

God bless the USA and the state of Arkansas!!