As someone whose originally from Tallahassee I was unaware that it was a hotbed of communism. 

I’m originally from Tallahassee and the only thing I’ve got is that it’s a college town?

I’m living in a state of nervous dread. 

Jesus, Joseph, and Mary. How far you Trump’s ass does this guy want to be? 

🥳 

Second this! 

She was a long time customer at the store I worked at. When ever she came in she was just completely out of if and just sort of wandered around the store.   She did come in wearing bright red or pink lipstick to the very end though. 

Why do they keep referring to the princesses’ mothers as “formers?!?!”

It wasn’t a vacation, but the summer I started displaying symptoms of Bipolar 2 while working  at a sleep away camp was pretty disastrous.

Yeah, this tracks. 

:(

Will it be as gay as the last one? That’s the only important question (to me). 

Dial 911 really slow. 

I’m surprised to hear that Mary Kay Letourneau is interested in dating again. She comes in to my work with her ex-husband and she’s always completely strung out. 

Come on, y’all. Just get a toy from Babeland. Think of it as a good investment in your genitalia.

WHAT

Do you live near a Trader Joe’s? All Trader Joe’s are limiting the amount of people in the store to around 25-50. That could help? Or you can go in and ask a mate/captain to see if someone could shop for you. 

He looks like a porcelain doll haunted by a demon. 

I’m so, so sorry.

God, that’s a good movie. “Maybe this is your way of telling us to buy American.”