I never “got” it either.

Keeping it simple: Breast meat, cheddar cheese, cranberry relish on a dinner roll. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Ugh, you have to give them your email.

Oh noooooooo.

WHAT THE FUCK.

My grandparents were pretty hardcore Palm Beach people and my grandmother never missed a chance (when he was mentioned) to bring up how tacky Trump’s place was. I mean, the gates were gilded. It’s Just Not Done.

Please. There was never a chance of Melania actively serving as First Lady. That role will be filled by the real Mrs. Trump- Ivanka Trump.

I’m sorry.

Holy shit! That’s an adventure!

Visit whoever you’re emailing in person.

Sinus headache and whiny kids are pretty crummy though. Feel better soon!

From Dusk till Dawn. I love pseudo-Grindhouse.

GUYS. I had to talk to people about white supremacists today and how even if we suspect someone is one, we still have to let them into the facility due to inclusive policies. And It’s only when a visitor does something that’s verbal or physical harassment can we ask them to leave.

I LOVE this magazine. It’s the perfect mix of weird, terrifying, and oddly arousing.

Nobody’s tacky like the nouveau riche.

That is a very phallic looking salad.

Reince Priebus is the name of a villain from a dystopian YA novel.

Is there soft core guy on guy action?

Shared pain is the best pain especially in situations like that.

OOOOH NO.