That’s not true. That’s impossible!

Posted this in the original thread, but I still can’t get this out of my head.

SCIENCE

If Green plays in Game 4 and the Warriors eventually take the series, the “This league is fixed!” shouts may never stop coming from Oklahoma City.

When asked if he wanted to surrender at the Battle of the Bulge, Steven Adams replied, “Nuts!”

The Adams Family ended

“This league is fixed!” shouts may never stop coming from Oklahoma City.

When you kick a man down under, you hear his scream, it sounds like thunder.

No, let’s get real. This is just Jesus Christ (lord and savior) punishing Seattle for trying to take the Kings.

/watches from sideline voyeuristically, rubs one out

Yes. They stole the team. Much in the same way that driving a car you just bought from the dealership to your home is stealing.

Oh, christ, stop. Everything is not a conspiracy. The NBA doesn’t give a fuck about justifying stealing the Sonics. How would a Thunder ring do that, anyway? It doesn’t even make sense.

Yes, because what corporate fat cat doesn’t want all the ratings gold of media market 43 in the NBA Finals instead of market No. 6, represented by a team that has meant big ratings all year and the reigning two-time MVP?

Yes it’s all a great conspiracy!

It's just a regular patent.

Actually, AIRSCARF was well-known to release chemtrails to unsuspecting owners, as you can clearly see in this file photo. As part of secret Mercedes corporate partnerships, the chemtrails were formulated to make you want to buy expensive luxury goods at a faster rate. Wake up, sheeple!!!

*Weak Take Hill