You literally have the Rattlers logo by your name. Have you ever seen this guy?
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Go! Go! Go! *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* “Just a minute boss”
I’d probably outfit the door with a hydraulic opener that snaps it open within half a second or so but be able to open normally during non-emergency situations.
I like to imagine a group of scary-looking guys with guns needing to jump into action while in the minivan and just waiting patiently while the door opens itself before jumping out.
At one point I think the security detail was travelling in a Honda Odyssey. That was neat.
Is there an insurance adjustment code for “Rear-ended by staircase”?
That’s the type of accuracy you only see in action movi...wait nevermind, Sylvester Stallone would never throw a towel.
Analyze this, fucker!
Deadspin writers would not have forgotten Happy Fun Ball!
Lots of things scream luxury like a Lincoln Mark VII.
Daily... 5 speed conversion, coil spring conversion, usual foxbody Mustang bolt ons.
I think that the airbags just failed on that one.
These were lovely looking cars IMO. Even better in black.
The want to keep all of your fingers.
Do you want the genital cuffs again?