Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

why the fuck is Rovell not evergreen

This comment also applies seamlessly to Ben Roethlisberger’s career.

Literally this dude is a big dumb idiot that shits on everything he wants and fucks everything he can get his hands on, and has always been given a pass because he was a rich white dude. That is THE DREAM for his base. They all want to be him, desperately, and they’re happy to see him shit on and fuck everything in…

What’s the over/under for “Number of times Trump’s advisers have had to remind him that the people of Puerto Ric0 are US citizens”?  I’d guess at least 6 but would believe almost any double-digit number.

“The PRVSR documented 16,608 deaths from September 2017 to February 2018—9,054 males and 7,554 females. Approximately 77% were older adults (65+ years), and 18% resided in the municipalities with low socioeconomic development. We estimated that in mid-September 2017 there were 3,327,917 inhabitants and in mid-February…

Between this and Laura’s article on 9/11, the next Dead Letters is going to be amazing. I think I’m going to have to make sure I keep a few beer in the house for game time refreshments.

Franz Klammer!

Herschel Walker! Remember him?

Don’t forget his sister Beth!

Remember Catriona Lemay-Doan? And how she turned out to be a dingbat Reform Party Jesus Freak? Good times. Definitely deserved to carry the flag instead of Gretzky.

No Peter Forsberg? Must be a Molson-swilling low-down dirty CANUCK!

Kurt Browning

Lindsey Jacobellis?

Jonny Moseley hosted Saturday Night Live. That’s pretty weird.

Also, Johan Olav Koss kicked ass in ‘94.

Sasha Cohen!!

A list of U.S. winter olympians that does not include Eric Heiden is a traveshamocery:

Miracle on 34th Street is crappy schmaltz. It’s a Wonderful Life is absolutely depressing and is a goddamn masterpiece.

Hockey only, but mites on ice between periods is usually more fun than the game itself.