A guy told this femeale friend of mine that he would be ok with her seeing other guys and that this would even turn him on.

A picture because I was too lazy to read the thing and probably there is more people like me out there.

Seriously. Came here to say this. When was the last time David Spade had anything relevant to say?

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

Good stuff. My biggest hurdle is the lack of time to commit to any real exercise regime (two kids under 6 will do that). Getting more regular aerobic exercise is my next step.

Kudos to you! How did you do it?

Congrats! I lost 30 lb. relatively easily but the last 20 is taking forever. Your weight loss is certainly inspiring me to get serious about the last 20 though.

The inside roll? With butter?

Well done!

Kudos to you!

It took me almost 3 years for those results. But I saw the inside roll.

Double of your holdings. I’m looking forward to getting old and dying soon so I can finally rest.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

If only your wisdom was around me 8 years ago.

This.

This. Lot’s of screaming, but we’re out the door by 6:30 every morning like a champ.

My secret is having only one. And then getting a vasectomy.

I didn’t even catch that at first, but you are so right. I love it.