We want hardcore stuff.

And after that debunking some poor graphic designer was executed.

You're right. I hate Brazil with all my gut! But feijoada is disgusting regardless my lack of love for this shitty nation.

FEIJOADA. It is a disgusting-looking food made out of cooked beans and pork here in Brazil. It is not hard to find pork skin still with hairs on them.

#1 avoid non advice :)

"I WAS IN THE POOL!"

I have a dick myself and think it looks pretty bad. It is just a natural selection mandate. It is nice to have one. I'm grateful. But the thing is not pretty AT ALL.

Need to pick some HAIR before thinking of that

She will never sleep with him again.

Who wants to eat some more pussy? Raise your hands!

My kid is in 4th grade and we will take a 2 week trip to England. He is a a straight A student and our yearly trips during school days have never affected his grades so far.

"Use your fuck1ng noodle"

They are EXPENSIVE, but pay off at the end.

Will there be a compilation of these "items that pay for themselves" later on?

OMG

Never heard of shaving cats before, Kristin. But now I cannot stop looking at them:

They come cheap here where I live and are good for a bunch of stuff around the house like washing dishes and stuff.

Just use the minimum adjustment on the machine and you're set! :)

Or shave yourself. Less creepy now?

Same here. Combover is NOT a option here