Too chalky.

But when are we getting Stark Raving Hazelnuts and Hulk-A Hulk-A Burning Fudge?

I can appreciate simple vanilla ice cream. I have to, it’s the only flavor I’ve been able to find a lactose free version of. I love you Breyers. I have learned the pleasures of sprinkling vanilla ice cream with instant coffee crystals.

Scarlet Witch is the most powerful human in the comic universe. She can alter the universe just by talking. See “no more mutants.” But, in the MCU she’s a kid getting hit on by an android that looks like a man twice her age. Not to mention the low cut corsets

I’m terrified of rats. I imagine if I ever see a rat in person, I would break out and run for my life, screaming, shaking and praying. I wouldn’t harass it, be rude to it, call the police on it or follow it around a store. Friend, let’s stop helping them spread the lie that they’re so afraid of us and fearful of what…

HE SAID “I DON’T WANT TO GO.”

18. Why did Spider-Man’s death make my eyes sweat?

White people will then just burn that down out of jealousy. See: Tulsa, 1921.

Re: Is Thanos black?

You gotta find the perp first before you can plant evidence on them.

The white boy fucking up things for the whole universe and somehow the black guy gets affected too...ain’t that life.

2. Speaking of Thanos, did that nigga really throw a whole ass moon at Iron Man?

Was dumb ass white boy Peter Quill destroying the universe by far the most realistic thing that happened in the movie?

Quoting a British comedian, Russell Howard: “Police say they are looking for a black man in his late 20s... and always will be.”

“How come all of the black superheros and Zoe Saldana’s black-ish superhero died?”

Let’s withhold it a lot longer than that. How about we collectively develop our own economic base, and leave their stuff to them. Similiar to like the Mexicans did over the last 20 years.

They want us gone so badly. I wish that we would collectively withhold our money and services from America for just one week, maybe two. Then they will see how long they can last without us. Everyone of them would have an ES dog or gerbil by the weekend.

“Fit the profile” is the OG of all the reasons, huh?

At the police headquarters, investigators discovered that his log in times were drastically different from the times that the valuables were taken from the gym’s lockers.

I’ve been to the Ballentyne area of Charlotte. It is the WHITEST area I’ve ever been to. People who live there are absolutely terrified of anyone who is black.