Looks like someone got my email!

Let you in on a little secret. Not everyone living in NYC thinks it is awesome. It just happens to be the center for a lot of different professions. I would say 30-40% of my circle hate it here.

Yeah! Everyone knows it’s Missouri you say that about!

Clearly, the guy is successful at what he does, and has become fabulously wealthy over 30 years. So if he can’t even drink a coktail that’s just freshened-up, and can’t abide a normal hotel room for a night, then why can’t he pay the difference between his per diem and what he finds acceptable?

I just looked at the emails I do have, and I get ones like this from Kelsey. (Not to be confused with Chelsea)

WHOOP WHOOP

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.

The prodigal juggalette returns.

#blackcoffeematters

Job 5:31: and lo the Lord didst punish Job by forcing him to drink only the coffee left in the Starbucks at 9:00PM, and wouldst not allow him to have a fresh cup.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

I’d love to see a show featuring Hildy scaring the hell out of every single client she had. Gluing straw to walls and telling people to train their kids not to eat it made me love her for life.

960! Yay I’m not drunk!